Song of the moment: Life makes no sense by Ataris

*burp* I'm full.

Work today was fucking unbearable. Holy mother fucking shit. I almost kicked this girl named Jessica that works with me. We have this new promotion at work, if we sell the sport-bottle souveniere cups, we get a point, and we get prizes for however many points we have. So yeah, she's all obsessed with the points thing, and when one of her customers just wanted to get the regular large cup instead of the souveniere cup, Jessica kept on trying to persist the customer to buy the souveniere cup, so she would get a point. The customer was getting reaaaaallllyy annoyed, and I sensed that she was about to start yelling at Jessica, so I was like, "Dude, Jessica. Just give her what she wants."

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKER CUNT OF A POON

Jessica, with her fucking "wigga" wanna be "gangsta" white as southern accent (even though she's form Sacramento) said, "Don't interrupt me when I'm with my customers! I think I can handle this on my own, i've been working here longer than you."

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HOLY SHIT you have no idea how much that pissed me off. Jessica just keeps pushing my buttons and I've been trying to keep cool. She and I already got in a verbal argument before, which I ended up losing, since I started fucking yelling at her and going off on her and have a fucking breakdown. The manager was all worried that I was about to start going on a shooting rampage, and suggested that I take a break. UGH. But today, I just kept my cool, turned around and ignored the little snot-faced bitch. Edgar, who I go to school with and know about my bad bad baaaaad temper, just started laughing. He was like, "Dude, I can see you shaking. I reaaaaally want to kick her ass right now, don't 'cha?"

Me: "HELL MOTHER FUCKING YES. If only we didn't work together, I would fucking start punching her ugly little "gangsta" poser face in and start beating the living snot outta her."

She is a living, breathing, girl version of a poser Eminem. Holy shit. She really does piss me off.

I want to kill something now. *bites off the ear of my teddy bear*

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